Country Ditty...

I wrote this song on the road. Is there anything else you need to know?

Well, I'm pretty sure this is the only country song about Wendover, so there, Waylan Jennings!

I DJ'd your face off!!

So, there were some problems on the road, we fired our manager, got a new record deal...

I dabbled in the Berlin Electronica Scene, and well, as the locals say: "Das Schudenmies van Dister Tuben!"

Translation: "Crying souls will eat your heart!"

This song was a collaboration with DJ Zoloft in a club in Helsinki. 

Enjoy suckas!

Halloween in Berlin!!

Berlin is messed up, man! Don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Halloween in Berlin was like being in some horror movie where nobody speaks English and death, and stink, and blood are everywhere.

This song was a hit at the Blaupunkt Halloween Festival. Until my drummer was fatally stabbed with a an antler.
We'll miss you, Kyle.

Tour goes sour in Europe...

The tour took a sour turn in Europe. Johnny puked all over some club-goers in Prague, and well, they got pissed and stole some of our gear. 

Sven the Soundman got jumped in Turin and has a black-eye.

The road is rough, man, the road is rough.

Most of the damned European towns don't seem to dig on our music.

Here's a B-side thats getting some play in Denmark. 

"Stalker Song"

She walked in and

She sat down and

She had a drink beside me.

She said,

"Don't look at me like that again,"

"I have a big, fat boyfriend."

"Don't look at me like that again."

She got up and

She walked away and

She showed me the middle finger of her hand.

She said,

"I don't even know who you are,"

"Stop following me in your car!"

"I don't even know who you are."

She don't know who I am

But I know who she is

I know her phone number, street address

Favorite color, favorite dress...

The cops came in and

Told me to put up my hands and

Told me that I was under arrest.

Tour Update...

The big Asian tour kicked off today in Osaka! We are so blessed to have so many fans in Japan!

Domo dudes! Domo!

Stay tuned! The Monads will be bringing their gonads to a concert near you!

This next song is freakin' huge in Asia right now! Its sort of a slow-jam, but the Japanese Groupies really, really dig it! How did they get so flexible? 

"Beach Cruiser"